1. What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
A. Ten after one!

2. What game do elephants like to play the most?
A. Squash!

3. How do you stop a charging elephant?
A. Take away its credit cards!

4. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel!

5. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A. Holes all over Australia!

6. What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?
A. Cinderelephant!

7. What is the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
A. About five thousand kilometers!

8. How do elephants talk to each other?
A. By 'elephone!

9. What do elephants take when they get hysterical?
A. Trunkquilizers!

10. Where do elephants with skin care problems go?
A. To a Pachydermatologist!

11. What is big, gray and can fly straight up?
A. An elecopter!